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Martin

September 15, 2009

Martin was a caller who gave no indication that he read my ad or listened to my message. For all I know he could have been calling random voice mail boxes. Actually it is more likely that Martin chose a bunch of ads to respond to and then left the same message for every one.

These are the entirety of my notes from Martin: He was tall, European and “sophisticated as all Europeans.” He then said that he would like to meet and see if we have anything in common. Well, Martin, darling, I just gave you a detailed list of many things I enjoy. Did you hear anything on that list for which you share love? A simple yes or no will do and will tell you whether or not we have anything in common.

It was not difficult to conclude that meeting to further investigate potential sparks would be a fruitless pursuit. Here’s hoping Martin eventually connected with a nice sophisticated European lady with whom he had lots in common.

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